Product Description
**1967 FORD STATION WAGON**Let's get one thing out of the way...No, this isn't the Family Truckster from *National Lampoon's Vacation.*No, Clark Griswold isn't included.**Yes, that's a surfboard on the roof.**Whether this wagon has ever actually chased waves is unknown... but it certainly looks like it should.Some vehicles are restored.Some are modified.This one just has **personality.**Matte black paint.Modern wheels.Burgundy interior.Roof rack.Surfboard.It's the kind of classic that makes complete strangers wander across the parking lot just to ask,*What the heck is that?*Runs, drives, shifts, steers, and stops around our facility as expected.Perfect for cruise nights, weekend road trips, beach towns, breweries, cars & coffee, or simply becoming the coolest thing in your neighborhood.The five-digit odometer currently displays **33,359 miles**. Based on information provided by the previous owner, the vehicle is being sold and titled as **133,359 miles**, and that is the mileage reflected in this listing.Now...The part where our attorney, insurance company, accountant, DMV, therapist, and common sense all have a meeting...---**THE LEGAL MUMBO JUMBO****PLEASE READ BEFORE BIDDING.**This vehicle is sold **AS IS, WHERE IS, WITH ALL FAULTS**, without warranty of any kind. That means no express warranty, no implied warranty, no my buddy said it looked good, and definitely no warranty delivered by psychic, fortune cookie, carrier pigeon, smoke signal, interpretive dance, or any other method known to mankind.If it breaks today...Breaks tomorrow...Breaks on the trailer...Breaks in your driveway...Or breaks immediately after your friend says, *Don't worry... I know exactly what's wrong with it.*Congratulations.It's yours.Seller makes **NO REPRESENTATIONS OR WARRANTIES** regarding the mechanical condition, body, paint, rust, electrical system, drivetrain, mileage, previous repairs, previous modifications, inspection status, emissions compliance, roadworthiness, or future reliability.Descriptions are based solely on observations while the vehicle was in our possession and are provided only as a courtesy. They should not be interpreted as guarantees of any kind.Photos are part of the description.If you think you see something in a picture......you probably do.If you don't......it still might be there.If you want certainty, inspect it before bidding.Bring your mechanic.Bring your body guy.Bring your cousin who used to own one.Bring the neighbor who starts every story with, *Back in my day...*Bring the guy who always says,*I'd buy it if...*By placing a bid, you acknowledge that you've either inspected the vehicle or voluntarily chosen not to, and accept the vehicle exactly as it sits.**No refunds.****No returns.****No exchanges.****No price adjustments.****No post-sale negotiations.**Winning bidder is responsible for payment, pickup, transportation, title transfer, registration, taxes, permits, straps, chains, fuel, and explaining to everyone why they suddenly own a 1967 station wagon.Our recommendation?Just point at the surfboard and say,**Because it was too cool not to.****Happy Bidding!** ??????